Pizza Hut Miracle Picture

H.H. Swami Sin-Joy-Exposedananda



PIZZA HUT MIRACLE PHOTO!
Miracles never cease! Above is a Pizza Miracle Photo that clearly shows Sin-Joy-Exposedananda's face emerging from the pizza! After the Guru dispatched his devotees to a local Pizza Hut, to buy him a ham and broccoli pizza, the devotees congregated in the middle of the Restaurant and began chanting the Martini-Maha-Mantra "Hairy Baba, Bala Baba, Ki Jai". The Manager to the Pizza Hut tossed the devotees out onto the street for disturbing other patrons and that is when the miracle happened! Avatar Lookout Times obtained an exclusive interview with the Manager. Sipping a martini, the Manager said, "Yo no hablo inglés". Our translator interpreted this to mean "Yono Ono Hates English". However, the Taco Bell Chihuahua clarified that the correct translation, taken directly from the original Spanish, means, "I do not speak English". Spanglish Expert, Brian Steel, is currently being contacted for further clarification.

Hairy Baba! Bala Baba! ki jai!