Burning Martini
H.H. Swami Sin-Joy-Exposedananda
Above is a rendering of the Burning Martini that Sin-Joy-Exposedananda beheld in samadhi, before his divine transmogrification. Sin-Joy-Exposedananda is said to bring up olive lingams every midnight that are ceremonially mixed with martinis and drunk as prasadam! The Guru has also enforced a strict dresscode that requires males to wear kilts and women to wear leather boots with 4 inch heels. Bertha McFlower, an 89 year old grandmother, didn't seem bothered by the dresscode.
Apparently, younger women refuse to join the sect. A woman (speaking on the condition of anonymity) told Avatar Lookout Times that she could drink better martinis with better looking men for free at the pub down the street.
Hairy Baba! Bala Baba! ki jai!
Above is a rendering of the Burning Martini that Sin-Joy-Exposedananda beheld in samadhi, before his divine transmogrification. Sin-Joy-Exposedananda is said to bring up olive lingams every midnight that are ceremonially mixed with martinis and drunk as prasadam! The Guru has also enforced a strict dresscode that requires males to wear kilts and women to wear leather boots with 4 inch heels. Bertha McFlower, an 89 year old grandmother, didn't seem bothered by the dresscode.
"As soon as I drink Sin-Joy-Exposedanandaji's Martini Prasadam, with lingam olives, the pain from the blisters, corns and bunions on my feet is replaced with Ananda! I feel like a twirling dervish! Better than Dr. Scholls!"
Apparently, younger women refuse to join the sect. A woman (speaking on the condition of anonymity) told Avatar Lookout Times that she could drink better martinis with better looking men for free at the pub down the street.
Hairy Baba! Bala Baba! ki jai!
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