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The Amazing Transformation Of Sanjay Dadlani Into H.H. Sin-Joy-Exposedananda

Monday, May 29, 2006

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H.H. Swami Sin-Joy-Exposedananda

Swami Sin-Joy-Exposedananda
NEW PRESS RELEASE: January 12 2005: Avatar Lookout Times: The former Anti-Sai Activist, Sanjay Kishore Dadlani, was miraculously transformed into His Holiness Swami Sin-Joy-Exposedananda after working himself into a frenzy about Bala Sai Baba, the Sathya Sai Baba look-a-like. Those who witnessed the phenomenal event said that while the ex-devotee was drinking whisky out of a boot and talking about Bala Sai Baba, in a local UK pub, he passed out on the floor and his hair miraculously began to grow! The Guru's first words were, "Hairy Baba! Bala Baba! ki jai!"

When asked what he thought about his new Bala Sai Baba look, Sin-Joy-Exposedananda said he hoped to attract more women into his sect and hoped to reach numerous alcoholics with his new message of enlightenment through whisky and vodka! Sin-Joy-Exposedananda claimed, that before his amazing transformation, he saw God in the form of a Burning Martini and was commanded to help the drunks. Sin-Joy-Exposedananda stated:
"And the Burning Martini spoke to me and said, 'Go Ye forth and preach Mine Word. Tell Ye the hypocrites to first remove the beam out of their own eyes before they attempt to remove the Jim Beam (Bourbon Whiskey) out of other's hands!'"


Hairy Baba! Bala Baba! ki jai!

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