AA Loses Ground To The Sin-Joy-Exposedananda Movement

H.H. Swami Sin-Joy-Exposedananda



Shortly after the announcement of the Pub Avatar, H.H. Swami Sin-Joy-Exposedananda, the membership to AA sharply declined (view graph above), rushing to join S.L.I.M.E.S. (Sin-joy's Liberation In Martini Enlightment Society) founded by the Sect's Leader. Arrack Schnapps (along with his wife Champagne and daughter Brandy) testified to the appeal of S.L.I.M.E.S. Arrack blurted:

"Alcohol breaks down inner barriers and allows one to express oneself as one truly is. Alcohol makes the ugly beautiful and the unholy sublime. It's true transformative powers are dangerous and can only be channeled through a Bona Fide Guru. Otherwise, one will end up wasted on the streets, transformed into such a low state. Remember, Jesus drank wine! The Sufi's described God as wine. In modern society, status is measured by expensive alcohol. Noah became intoxicated after the world-wide flood. Sin-Joy-Exposedananda is fulfilling ancient prophecy."

Hairy Baba! Bala Baba! ki jai!